ROBERT GOULET'S ESPN COLLEGE BASKETBALL COMMERCIAL LYRICS
Indiana (to "Ol' Susanna") The boss from Indiana Wears a sweater on his back. He'll grab a chair and part your hair If you cut him any flack. Hey In-di-ana. That team is one class act...
Coach, Coach Dean Smith (to "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown) Coach, Coach, Coach Dean Smith. Baddest coach in the ACC. Badder than ol' King Kong. Meaner than some ticked-off maitre'd.
Kansas In Your Hair Look out here come the Jayhawks. Double team and say your prayers. There's no room for pansies on the floor When you got Kansas in your hair. [In other words, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey hey heyadios.]
We Are Kentucky (to "Come On Get Happy") Coach Patino's got his team working together. Kick a little toosh and then it's back on the bus. Walking along Those 'Cats got your number. Dig, WE ARE KENTUCKY!!!
Big Monday (to "Happy Days are Here Again")Big Monday's here again Lot's of primo games on the tube again. You better get off the phone and get off the john my friend. Big Monday's here again! [Hey, school night, schmool night. Yoy better watch or you'll get a pop quiz right in the kisser. Capiche?]
Championship Week (to "High Hopes")How does a low-rent team with no chance Get their dream gig at the big dance? They get a chance If they are...Conference tournament champs. But it takes Chutzpah! It takes Chutzpah! [Championship week. Watch David put the kibosh on Goliath.]
